Woody Allen Jesus

Tim Minchin

Woody Allen Jesus аккорды

			Verse 1:
 A
Jesus was a Jewish philosopher
 E
Had a lot of nice ideas
 F#m
About our existential fears
 A
Much admired by his peers
 D                     E         F#m  C#m
Short and Jewish and quite political
D                   E          F#m
Often hesitant and very analytical

A       D     E A
Praise be to Jesus
A       D     E           F#m
Praise be to Woody Allen Jesus
D              A       E
Woody Allen Jesus!

Verse 2:
 A
Jesus was a great entertainer
 E
Doing cool tricks all of the time
 F#m
Turning water into wine
 C#m
Making stormy weather fine
D              E            F#m   C#m
Even now his stunts confound us
 D              E           F#m
Kinda did what Derren Brown does

A       D     E A
Praise be to Jesus
A       D     E                  F#m
Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Jesus
D                    A      F
Magic Woody Allen Jesus!

Verse 3 (to A#):
 A#
Jesus died but then came back to life
F
So the Holy Bible said
Gm
Kinda like in Dawn of the Dead
Dm
Like a movie by Simon Pegg
D#                    F             Gm
Try that these days, you'd have trouble
            D#                  F                 Gm
All of the geeks would try to smack you with a shovel

A#     D#     F  A#
Praise be to Jesus
A#     D#     F                          Gm
Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Jesus
D#                          A#   F
Magic Woody Allen Zombie Jesus!

Verse 4:
 A#
Jesus ascended into Heaven
    F
He was an incredible guy
Gm
Disappeared right into the sky
Dm
Not often find fellas that fly
D#               F             Gm
Only once did he use this ability
    D#                   F               Gm
With great power comes great responsibility

A#     D#     F  A#
Praise be to Jesus
A#     D#     F                                    Gm
Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Superhero Jesus
D#                                   A#   F#
Magic Woody Allen Zombie Superman Jesus!

Verse 5 (to B):
B
Jesus' mother gave birth to him
F#
Without having sex with a dude
G#m
No, she would never be that rude
D#m
Never even be nude with a dude
  E                  F#              G#m
Breeding without the opposite gender is
 E                 F#          G#m
Commonly known as parthenogenesis
C#m
Other animals that don't need males
    F#
Include a lot of lizards and various snails

        E    F# B
Praise be to Jesus
  B     E     F#                                                G#m
Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Superhero Komodo Dragon Jesus
   E
Jesus!

 G#m
Jesus can communicate with the deceased
 F#
Like Psychic Sally (without the earpiece)
E
Jesus lives forever, which is pretty odd
G#m                    F#m                        (to C)
But not as odd as his fetish for drinking blood
Am
Jesus is in more than one place at a time
C
Like an electron or Schrödinger's feline
F
Jesus pulled off that water walking miracle
C
He was as handy as an amphibious vehicle
Am                    G                F
Jesus had long hair, bare feet, and a beard

Look I'm not saying I'm Jesus
    Dm                  Em
No, I'm not saying that I Am Jesus
F                   G
I'm not saying that I Am Jesus
A                (to D)
I AM Jesus!

  D     G     A D
Praise be to Jesus
  D     G     A
Praise be to Woody Allen Jesus
 Bm    F#m     G
Woody Allen Jesus!
  D     G     A
Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Superhero Komodo Dragon
                                              D
Telepathic Vampire Quantum Hovercraft *Me* Jesus!