Rub Your Balls

Green Tom

Rub Your Balls аккорды

			Tom Green - Hey kids, rub your balls (The Educational Cancer Song)

Because I couldn't find any other good chords for this song with the lyrics, I
found them out myself and here it is. There's just one word i couldn't figure out.
It has question marks next to them.
You can always mail or ICQ me if you have the good word. Also, sometimes the chords
may be a bit off, but I think for most of the song they're right.

Enjoy! :-)

An comments or whatever, mail to oo-pin@euronet.be (or ICQ 9054368). Thanx.

OO-PIN :)

Oh yeah, and the words printer in CAPITALS should be sorta shouted... listen
2 the song 2 get it right.

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G G G G

G	   C               C                C
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
G          C                C               C
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
G                 C         C                 C
Feel your balls, squeeze your balls, tease your balls, please your balls

C C C C

G C C C (2x)

G      C        C      C    G         C            C          C
Early detection is the key, rub your balls and you won't get cancer

G C C C

G          C                C          C
Hey kids, feel your balls,     so you don't get cancer
G          C                C         C
Hey kids, feel your balls,      you don't want cancer
G                C         C                C
Rub your balls, squeeze your balls, so you don't get cancer
C
MASTURBATE EVERY DAY
G          C               C                C
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
G         C               C         C
Hey kids, rub your balls, so you don't get cancer
C
RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING
G          C          C                C
Hey kids, rub your balls while masturbating looking for lumps
        G                C            C         C
If you find a lump, then Go to the doctor and get your testicles loomed(??)
C
RUB YOUR TESTICLES
C
WHILE MASTURBATING, OR WHILE NOT MASTURBATING
G            C             C           C
Rub your balls for no reason other than for checking for cancer
G           C                 C                  C
Or rub your balls specifically for the only reason of checking for cancer
    G              C
Or rub your balls only for pleasure
G       C               C                         C
Or for pleasure and for checking it for cancer at the same time

         G              C              C                 C
You can pleasure your balls and also check for cancer at the same time
         G            C              C                 C
You can pleasure yourself and also check for cancer at the same time
C
TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE
G              C               C                 C
Pleasure your balls and check them for cancer at the same time