Lower your expectations

Bo Burnham

Lower your expectations аккорды

			Verse:

 B
You want a guy that's sweet 
 B#m
А guy that's tough 
 B#m
A feminist who likes to pay for stuff 
 B
The kinda guy that gets along with your friends 
 C
Without being attracted to any of them 
 B
А good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy 
 B#m
А half good half bad half boy 
 B
Loves your brother sensitive but not weak and 
 C
Is a great lover calls your mother on the weekend 
 B                       B                               B#m                     
Then you might think this guy only exists in your mind 
 
Well guess what 
 C
You're right 
 
Chorus:

 B
If you want love 
 B#m
Lower your expectations a few 
 B                                       C
Because Prince Charming would never settle for you 
 B
If you want love 
 B#m
Just pick a guy and love him 
 B
And if he's got a thing for feet 
 C
Say fuck it, sweep me off them 
 
Verse:

 B
You want a girl that's nice 
 B#m
А girl that's not 
 B#m
Obsessed with her looks but is insanely hot 
 B
The kinda girl that you can show to your folks 
 C
Loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes 
 B
А real girl, a hot girl, a really hot girl 
 B#m
А brand new really hot real doll 
 B
Wants to impress you doesn't care if you notice 
 C
And only ever uses you to tickle her throat with 
 
 B                         B                       B#m
Then you might think  this girl only exists in your mind 
 
She's real 

But last week 
C
She died 
 
Chorus:

 B
If you want love 
 B#m
Lower your expectations a lot 
 B                                               C
You might think your dick is a gift I promise it's not 
 B
If you want love 
 
 B#m
Just pick a girl and love her 
 B
Then whip out your dick and let the 
 C
Girl you love decline the offer 
 
 B
I don't want a neat freak I don't want a slob 
 B#m
Or somebody with bedhead and a dead-end job 
 B
Cause I won't settle for less 
 C
Than perfect 
 B
Want perfect children, a perfect life 
 B#m
Perfect husband or a perfect wife 
 B
But deep down we know 
 C
We don't deserve it 
 
[Mute] 

But 
 
 B
We all deserve love 
 B#m
Even on the days when we aren't our best 
 B                       
Cause we all suck  
 C
But love can make us suck less 
 B
We all deserve love 
 B#m
It's the very best part of being alive 
 B
And I would know 
 C
I've just turned twenty five